Run Nosey Run!

Posted by Soumya Mukherjee at 8:46 PM On to the Previous Post

O gravity, I bow to thee,

I acknowledge your power, please spare me.

But why would you  listen,you son-of-a-gun!

As my nose keeps running, run nosey run!

I am a shooter, using my nose,

I spray liquid, so quickly I dispose!

I keep shooting, can this be undone?

As my nose keeps running, run nosey run!

Desperately I pop pills, because I am a fool,

"This is a conspiracy!"I wonder,as I lay on a mucus pool,

They haunt me,those scoops of ice-cream,I had under the sun,

As my nose keeps running,run nosey run!

I am reminded,of my childhood days,

When I would swear "I would be a good boy, come what may,

I won't  drink too much of cold water or have too much of ice-cream,

Don't take me to the doctor, lest I would scream!

Please don't scold me any further, Mother,I will be a good son"

As my nose keeps running, run nosey run!

And finally:

Inspired from the movie "Forrest Gump"

which had the famous quote, "Run Forrest Run",

as I fail to understand, if there was any pun,

My nose keeps running, run nosey run!

*Applause*